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Most likely to break new Year's resolution by January 2nd - Funny Sarcastic Anti Resolution 2026 Text Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Start 2026 off with a dose of reality! This funny "New Year, Same Me" design is perfect for anyone who is tired of the "New Year, New Me" hype. Featuring bold, minimalist typography, this anti-resolution graphic is great for New Year's Eve parties, gym procrastinators, and anyone who embraces their flaws. Whether you've already broken your resolutions or didn't make any to begin with, keep it real and relatable with this sarcastic text-based print.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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